i can eat a banana in one bite.

i want a house with a really long hallway so i can ride my scooter down it. i’m getting tired of this outside business

stahrmie:

omg someone please

oxane:

shewatchedthesky

commanderinqueef:

samisforsale answered your question: Give me fun facts about your genitalia?

I can store 37 marbles in my foreskin.

jESUS CHRIST

oxane:

Danny Faria

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run so we’d both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree